At the Tower of Terror:
DADDY: Shall we be stoic, or shall we go crazy?
DYLAN: What does “Go crazy” mean?
While Tossing Coins into a fountain:
DYLAN: You know what I’m going to wish for? I’m going to wish that you didn’t have to wear your magicband.
DADDY: That seems like a silly thing to wish for.
DYLAN: Oh. What should I wish for?
DADDY: I don’t know, Something big, like world peace.
DYLAN: What’s world peace?
DADDY: It’s when all the people in the world stop fighting.
DYLAN: Okay, I’ll wish for that.
(Throws coin)
DYLAN: You know what I’m going to wish for next time? That there were more robots. Lots and lots of robots.
DADDY: (later, to mommy) <robot voice>AND-THEN-THERE-WILL-BE-PEACE</robot voice>
Halfway through a long, wet day at the Magic Kingdom:
DYLAN: If I had unlimited fastpasses, you know what I’d use them for? The bus back to the resort.
KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS
but seriously hope your having/had a good trip