This is rapidly becoming too much of a downer. I wouldn’t have done this one, except that inspiration hit.
Big Finish presents:
Doctor Who: The War Doctor
The people of the Crooked World lead an idyllic existence.
Take Streaky Bacon, for example. This jovial farmer wants nothing more from life than a huge blunderbuss, with which he can blast away at his crop-stealing nemesis, Horatio Hare. And then there’s Angel Falls, a racing driver with a string of victories to her name. Sure, her trusted guardian might occasionally put on a mask and menace her for her prize money, but that’s just life, right? And for Jasper the cat, nothing could be more pleasant than a nice, long nap in his kitchen — so long as that darn mouse doesn’t jam his tail into the plug socket again.
But the Time War has come to the Crooked World, and somebody is about to shatter all those lives. Somebody is about to change everything — and it’s possible that no one on the Crooked World will ever be happy again.
A desperate escape from the War Lords has opened the door between dimensions that should never have been opened. The Doctor’s TARDIS is about to arrive. And when it does… That’s all folks!
Starring David Hasselhoff as The Doctor and Joe Alasky