Scene: MOMMY is trying to jump-start her car. DYLAN has woken DADDY early for some company.
DYLAN: Why mommy’s car not working?
DADDY: Someone left the light on in her car all night so the battery died
DYLAN: You mean the dome light? (nb: DYLAN has previously gotten in trouble for leaving the dome light in DADDY’s car on)
DYLAN: Well I didn’t do it. Did you do it?
DYLAN: Then I think Mommy did it. Because she’s the only one left in our family.
Scene: DYLAN and MOMMY have just returned from church
DADDY: How was church?
DADDY: What did the priest talk about?
A pause. DYLAN struggles to remember.
DYLAN: (dismissively) Nothing you’d be interested in.
MOMMY: Oh. Dylan briefly lost his pants in church.