The Castellan will have me shot!" -- Guard
"That's all right. I'll have him shot.
-- The Doctor, Doctor Who: The Invasion of Time

One of my Favorite Parenting Moments

Scene: It is summer. DYLAN and DADDY are in the kitchen. Sounds from upstairs indicate that MOMMY is in the master bath.

MOMMY: (oov) I’m going to jump in the shower!

(DYLAN starts hopping in place)

DADDY: What’s up, son?

DYLAN: Mommy jump shower! Dylan jump kitchen!

Exeunt omnes

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