The other day, Leah gave me a ride to work, which gave me the chance to give the scenery a more thorough look-over than usual. As we passed a church, I noticed this sign, lovingly recreated via internet church sign generator:

When I saw this, several things instantly popped into my head...

You can also pretend it's a fortune cookie: Prepare for the next level of blessing -- in bed!

Prepare for the next level of blessing, SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! With TRUCKZILLA!.