The other day, Leah gave me a ride to work, which gave me the chance to give the scenery a more thorough look-over than usual. As we passed a church, I noticed this sign, lovingly recreated via internet church sign generator:
When I saw this, several things instantly popped into my head…
You can also pretend it’s a fortune cookie: Prepare for the next level of blessing — in bed!
Prepare for the next level of blessing, SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! With TRUCKZILLA!.