Either the captioner has lost his mind or Texas is even weirder than I imagined.

Fox News, in a piece on the Texas State Fair, reports that among the consumables at the fair are (I am not making this up) Deep Fried Coca Cola Syrup and (I wish I were making this up) Deep Fried Butter.

The captions reported that it is "Made with pure butter, then you inject labor.", and then, and, I don't know, maybe this is actually something they do in Texas, "Pure whipped daughter."

Don't mess with Texas. Or they whip, batter-dip, and deep fry your daughter.