Found this in my pile of funny Google News Pictures. Little known fact: before getting into politics, Sarkozy used to do modeling for educational publications. I believe this was actually the picture from my French 1 textbook to illustrate the concept of "Zut allors!"

That or "And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog.*"

*Et je m'en serais tiré si ce n'est pour l'ingérence de vous les enfants et votre chien. More or less.