I'd totally not be TSA-Man

1. I totally read this headline as describing the strange case of creationists trying to prove that the dead body had not arisen through natural processes.

2. I don't care if you're dead, sir. We still need you to take off your shoes and provide two forms of identification.

Funniest thing today:

Just wondering:

Suppose a man standing in Four Corners, NM, shoots someone across the line in Arizona. The victim falls forward into Utah, rolls over into Colorado, and dies.

Murder is a state crime. Which state gets jurisdiction?

Trivia Question: In this picture, is the president sad because (a) The public has cottoned on to the fact that Global Warming may indeed actually exist, (b) The recent school board decisions in Florida that schools don't have to teach the "scientific controversy" over evolution because there actually is no scientific controversy over it, (c) Someone just explained that "stunning" does not mean "very pretty" in this context, or (d) because he heard the name "Welch" and thought there would be delicious grape jelly?

IT 111 has been pulled for not being funny.

According to their president, Iran does not have any homosexuals. They do, however, have a sizeable population of Drag Queens, each one of them prepared to start a prissy little slap-fight with any bitch that gives them shit.