Clipped from a flash ad that ran some time ago on Bank of America's homepage...

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a six inch heel stamping on mortgage rates - forever.

You know, it has oft been noted that the Swiss Army Knife, while incredibly handy, contains tools oriented more toward, say, a boy scout than to a soldier in the field. A number of reasons have been proposed for this, including the fact that Switzerland hasn't been to war in hundreds of years. But things could be worse:

Behold: The French army knife.

Inspired by i can has cheezburger

I play, I may have mentioned, in a bar trivia league.

Once, a few years ago now, during one game, one of the members of an opposing team took issue with something the host did. She expressed her disapproval by holding a stuffed rabbit up in the air and declaring, "THE BUNNY SAYS NO!"

Until this moment, I did not fully comprehend this statement.

The bunny says no.