Recipe for a Sequel

Exceptionally Brief Review of Resident Evil: Extinction
1 part The Road Warrior
1 part Day of the Dead
1 part Waterworld
DO NOT STIR, MIX, OR OTHERWISE ALLOW THESE PLOT ELEMENTS TO HAVE MUCH OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.
Serve warm.
Oh, but when you watch this, consider that if a Zombie Apocalypse story ends with it humanity finally winning and vanquishing the Zombies, the next step is going to be the need to repopulate the human race. Consider what the entire human race consists of at the end of the movie.
Rejoice.
(Spoiler punchline after the jump)


Seriously, there’s like ten or twenty Alices for every man left alive. And ten percent of the women.

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