I don't think airport security will let you in if your companion tries to use one of those as a ticket.

Exceptionally Brief Review of Resident Evil: Extinction

1 part The Road Warrior
1 part Day of the Dead
1 part Waterworld

DO NOT STIR, MIX, OR OTHERWISE ALLOW THESE PLOT ELEMENTS TO HAVE MUCH OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER.

Serve warm.

Oh, but when you watch this, consider that if a Zombie Apocalypse story ends with it humanity finally winning and vanquishing the Zombies, the next step is going to be the need to repopulate the human race. Consider what the entire human race consists of at the end of the movie.

Rejoice.

(Spoiler punchline after the jump)

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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you odd...

In a thousand years, our descendants will all take a break from eating food pills and flying in jetpacks to observe a moment of silence in memory of those who died in the great porn war.

Also...
Based on that picture, I assume the key point of contention is: Do we really need high definition to appreciate grainy, low-quality, camcorder-filmed amateur porn? Yes. Yes we do.

1989, apparently.

(PS: I actually thought The Wizard was pretty cool.)