So, I looked at the previous Inappropriate Thoughts on a computer with a bigger screen, and it turns out that the alligator in question is typing on a keyboard, and not savagely rogering an umpire after all. My bad.

As a result, I feel I ought to offer a free replacement:

That is a refreshingly honest and direct headline. I just wish I could work the phrase "savagely rogering" into your replacement comment.