No, you perverts. It's Shakespeare. Henry V, II.i

This one's early, because I've stockpiled a bunch of stuff that I want to use while it's still timely. This is not one of those things, but I think it's really funny and want to share it.

Anyway, snapped a picture of this magazine ad, and, despite the fact that it's sure to attract referrer spam like I wouldn't believe, I'm posting it:

In the event that, as I grow older, I ever find myself suffering from erectile dysfunction, I do not think I will buy one of these. Because whatever it adds to the performance will be totally negated by the fact that I won't be able to open it without saying, "The secret compartment of my ring I fill with an Underdog Super Energy Pill!"