Below, on the left, is a picture I took while driving home from my sweetheart's place a couple of weeks ago. Firstly, I'd like to point out how well composed this picture is given that I took it with my crappy fixed-focus digital camera while, y'know, driving at highway speeds.

The second thing I want to point out is the photoshopped image to the right. This is here to demonstrate what my mind -- which was, of course, more focused on the driving than on the content of signs I knew were not relevant to me -- told me the sign said.

Man. Those backwoods Pennsylvania towns have weird names.