My girlfriend sent me a couple of e-cards a week or so ago. They were very cute and sweet, and not unlike my girlfriend in these respects. I tried to find one to send back to her, but could not find one quite good enough to reflect the depth of my feelings. What I did find was compelling proof that the greeting card industry has gotten too damned big. From Hallmark's e-cards site:

Happy Breast Cancer Awareness Month. And God bless us, everyone.